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Mat Murdaux

The Black Dahlia Murdaux

Created on 2005-10-07 04:37:53 (#8480764), last updated 2005-11-11

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Birthdate:06-25
Location:Melbourne, Australia
Website:Murdaux @ Myspace
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My goal in life it so be a pornographer.

I don't like stuck up, pretentious, self righteous prudes. I don't like preachers of any faith. I don't like or agree with the overly politicaly correct. I don't like people who lie. IF YOU FALL INTO ANY OF THOSE CATEGORIES I DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU! ALSO, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, DON'T ADD ME! Nothing personal, just don't bother.

I say and do rude things for fun. Anyone that knows me personally knows that I speak pure harmonic naughtiness on a constant basis, so no this is not just some lame-o internet identity that allows me to be all the things, online, that I'm too chickenshit to be in real life. What you see is what you get. If you're one of those people who are different online to who they are in real life, then come back when you're out of your shell, okay?

I say it how it is, and I like people who do the same. I don't lie about anything, and answer every question truthfully. I say what I feel.

Fuck liars, cheats and beaurocrats. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

I'm sexually charged, and most likely would make even Steve Cox blush with some of the things I say. Nothing shocks me, but I don't really intend on shocking other people either.

OmG i'm like, such a fvkkin celeb now. Sheri is my fan clvb leader, and she's weTT in da pants like, all da timE!

I think about sex at least every 7 seconds. Right now I'm looking at my 12" PowerBook and I'm thinking about it. Then again, it is a rather sexy computer.

Okay... I'm also a graphic designer, visual artist, web designer, music enthusiast, typography slut, chewable vitamin-C junkie, Macintosh lover, Windows HATER, car appreciator, stalker of clothes and shoes, and I like other stuff too.

...and I never want to see baggy pants in shops ever again! Oh, and high-waisted pants are fucked up.

Ummm... Anyone I spose. I'm not really fussy, ya know? However, here's some favs and some dislikes...

I like seXXXy people, of course. So if you consider yourself in that way, do add me. I like confident people too.

Oh and I like to meet hawwwt rock, metal, 'core, emo girls who love porn as much as I do.

Oh and I would really like to meet Steve Cox (Party Liason). I heard that guy is like, the long lost son of one of the Kennedy's or something.

Ah here's a HUGE POINT! (repeating myself) I don't like stuck up, pretentious, self righteous prudes. I don't like preachers of any faith. I don't like or agree with the overly politicaly correct. I don't like people who lie.
IF YOU FALL INTO ANY OF THOSE CATEGORIES I DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU!
ALSO, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, DON'T ADD ME! Nothing personal, just don't bother.
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alcohol, apple macs, being groped, being serious occasionally, boobens, candy, cars, d&;m conversations, friends, fucking you gently, fucking you hard, graphic design, kink, movies, music, nipples, porn, sexxx, spanking said girly butts, spicy food, talking dirty, web stuff
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